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Age

19

Birthday

November 15

Location

Noonan, ND

About Me


I don't acctually live were my thingy says, because I'm lazy and didn't attempt to look up my zip, I entered a random one.......Oh...and on the subject of me.......No...Just no.

Interests

Metal. Rock, and...um dookie

Favorite Books

Children and Accidents: a deffinitive how to, Sucking it: Crack whores on the road, Injecting Herione into your Scotum like a Proffesional: 7th Edition
 

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Yes, good old attention whores, they make up half of the journals here, and most the ones on Live Journal, so what makes these creatures tick? Wel for starters I don't know....why are you asking me? NO....GET AWAY FROM ME....OH GOD.....ARGHHHHH...........Ok...ok its pure bitchetry, you happy now....oh so you are......No get your hand off my leg....ohhhh..OHHHHH....OHHH YES YES YES. After that brief "tangent' lets get back to the "Job" at "hand." Attention whores come in three varities..... the "She/He doens't know I exist/ Why did he she dump me" type, the old "Look what I can do, if you don't I may kill myself". and finally "OMI GOD BOYS TOUCH ME CAUSE I DRESS LIKE A SLUT AND TYPE ALL IN CAPS AND STUFF." yes I am aware that those are very long names and are pretty self deive, but WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU....ohh it was him...yeah hes kewl. Any way if you try to yell at any of them they will threaten to commit suicide because no one "loves them" even though they have about 50 or 60 people that post on their journals reguarly and basically tell they are god....I know this because my friend has one of these journals....or the other possiblity is that they yell at you for making fun of their "pain". The best way to deal with these assnozels is to post comments like Hey "usersname"* *(note: it most likely isnt usersname...unless it is, then go ahead and use that) did you like that brand new BWM your parents bought you...then they will probably yell at you claiming that they don't know you and they don't have a BWM and if they did it would end their "pain".....so yeah I guess thats not the best way.......I think Im gonna drink some Draino now.......IT GIVES ME SUBSTAINACE.

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